So I finally got around to learning procmail. I have to say this is actually quite cool. I'm pretty amazed at the level of power you can have in filtering messages. I'm not sure why I never did this before. No, wait, I do know. I'm lazy. I have a wonderful knack to just put off things until I really need to learn them and then go "damn, I was such an idiot!" Of course this now means that there must be something better then procmail out there that I just haven't heard about yet and I'll have to change everything in another 6 months.