I feel so relieved
It look like the porn spammers care about me (well, on some level). Today I got an email that said:

After a month of HARD work, I found NEW 100% DAILY SEX GALLERIES 
for your private eyes only! GO NOW and ENJOY THEM!!!

I feel so honored that they are looking for more porn for me. I didn't even ask for their help!

I really am starting to get sick of spam these days. It just keeps getting more and more annoying.