SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) - Week of November 29, 2001
Congratulations on having such an ambidextrous brain, you nimble wise guys and riot grrrls. Due to your ability to blend hard-headed rationality with a robust trust in uncanny mystery, you have not fallen prey to the inane strains of insanity that have been going around. Instead you have achieved a weird and glorious victory over the fearful fantasies that are passing for normalcy. Please accept the thunderous applause of my one hand clapping. The people who take everything personally and seriously may not recognize your ingenious work, but we connoisseurs of the liberated imagination do.

(-- Courtesy of Free Will Astrology --)