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July 6, 2002

So you want to be an evil villain

For all those aspiring evil villains out there. I give you VillainSupply.com: "your best online source for everything EVIL. If you are a supervillain, mad scientist, warlord, dictator, or despot, then this is the place for you." This site has everything. From Secret Bases to Doomsday Weapons. Along with helpful hints like:

A Secret Lair isn't so secret with a couple of hundred ex-construction workers wandering the globe, telling bar patrons about the secret shark trap you built into your underwater grotto. That's why it's vital to mind Helpful Tip #12:

ALWAYS KILL OFF YOUR CONSTRUCTION CREW ONCE YOUR LAIR IS COMPLETE!

In my experience, the best way to do this is to offer them all a trip home on a luxury liner -- a luxury liner with a hull lined with C4, that is. BHA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha!

-- Lord Vilhelm Von Superschuft, Committee of Evil

I want the Subterranean Island Base with optional Volcano Upgrade.

(-- Found over on Electric Papyrus --)

Posted by snooze at July 6, 2002 1:29 PM