These are great! True Porn Clerk Stories  [The smelly feet] [jenett.radio]

Sometimes new customers don't see the security cameras right away, and they sure as hell don't expect the Voice of God mike. When you're scrutinizing the charming cover art of White Trash Whore the last thing you want is to be chastized by a booming voice from above.

Update: I think they were reading from this on This American Life over the weekend. (And I was right! I just checked and there it was. Trippy.)