Turkey is supposedly known for taking American films and remaking them with next to no budget. This time they've had their way with Star Trek.

In the original Star Trek, Captain Kirk was all that is man. Heâd tear his shirt off and fight a lizard monster from a space couch covered in green alien sluts. In Turkish Star Trek, reverse all of that. The movie starts with Kaptan Kirk practically prancing over to his chair to sit down cross-legged and daintily lisp out orders. He and the Turkish Uhura discuss something, which reminds me that I should let you know that the movie hasnât been subtitled and Iâve never even heard of anyone whoâs ever heard of anyone who speaks Turkish. However, judging by the way Kaptan Kirk is sitting, he and Uhura are discussing the useful applications of not having a penis.

This sounds quite hysterical. I particularly like that "The female personnel are forced to wear miniskirts that end four inches above the bottom of their asses, and when they turn around to work on the spray-painted cardboard computers, they have no secrets." Woohoo! Maybe we can learn some lessons from them after all. Link found courtesy of Boing Boing