Someone has posted an alternate friday five. I like this one enough that I think it must be answered.

1. If you had to engage in sexual intercourse with a Muppet, what Muppet would you choose? And why? I'd have to say Janice, because there just aren't that many female options when it comes to muppets. And while I like bacon I'm not into pigs that way.
2. What is something you always thought would be tons of fun until you actually tried it and realized how silly it was? Not that I can think of.
3. Do you think Tiny Tim was a musical genius? He was a musical freak!
4. If you were Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink, would you choose Blaine or Ducky? Justify your decision. I would have ditched them both and gone after Iona (Annie Potts' character). Because it would have been more interesting.
5. What celebrity couple creeps you out to no friggin end? Why? Oh gosh. I'd have to say Jack Nicholson and just about anyone. Especially his most recent one (runs off and looks it up online and then finds someone else posted it too) Lara Flynn Boyle.