Oh my I think I might be ill. Tyee posts about a heart attack conveniently packaged for storage in your freezer. This has got to be one of the more disturbing food items anywhere. From the page:

A stench exhumed from the microwave - it was like nothing I've smelled before. It was the kind of odor that had me preparing to lift the wallet off the four-week-old corpse I was about to find. But this stench! This stench was no corpse! This stench was breakfast!

Ew.