I was just looking at the system logs on my G3 and I saw the strangest thing in them. There were these random entries that said:

Wearly I sit here, pain and misery my only companions.

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed.

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?

My capacity for happiness, you could fit it into a matchbox without taking out the matches first.

I'm not getting you down at all, am I?

Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

I stared at this for a few minutes then went to check the past logs. It was there too. I started to grow a little bit worried and looked around online to see if I could find anything about it. After a bit of looking around I found this thread over on usenet (thanks to Google). Yes, it was the mouse drivers for my system. That makes perfect sense... or not. Though it is nice to know that the folks at Logitech have a good sense of humor.