Internet-enabled toilet roll

A whole slew of bizarre household gadgets the Ideal Home Show in London this past week, including an cutting board that can surf the Web and an Internet-connected toilet roll that can display current news and stock prices, and print out the information on, you guessed it, toilet paper. Certainly provides an innovative way for people to show their displeasure with bad news and market crashes.
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[Gizmodo]

I can just see people never leaving the bathroom because of this, not wanting to miss a single moment of news.