In the past two weeks I've started to get hammered by spam offering to sell me cable TV descramblers. In fact, it has overtaken every other topic, including sex, for spam. Too bizzare. Is this the hot new item to have? Or is there just one guy sending out all the spam in the world and he happened to pick up a few thousand descramblers that are taking up way too much space in his garage.

(Hmm, I've mentioned sex two times in a row. Must stop thinking about it.)