Move over Power Rangers, the France Five are here.

France Five are French sentai, dedicated to protecting France's people and culture against all odds.

Lucky we are to have them, as the evil Glou Man Chou intends to attack our blue planet, after his successful conquests in the rest of the universe. [France Five]

You too can watch the adventures of Red Fromage, Black Beaujolais, Blue Accordeon, Yellow Baguette, and Pink a la mode as they fight ninja mimes. Episodes are available to download in RealVideo format and have to be seen to believed. And even tough they aren't in english you can get the gist of them, or make up your own dialogue. Oh yeah, and Yellow Baguette's weapon is the best.