Courtesy of Cygnoir's Quill, the Friday Fuck-all:

1. Big Brother Is Watching You. Describe one event in your life you hope he missed because he was blinking. I only get one? There was that one time with that thing, and that other thing, and it all got tangled and it hurt.
2. In the future, people don't have names, merely letter-number combinations. Each male has have a single consonant, followed by three numbers, and each female has a single vowel, followed by three numbers. What will your designation be? g666, the number of the greg.
3. Where were you and what were you doing in 1984? I'd just gone away to boarding school at Northfield-Mt. Hermon.
4. Improve upon Shakespeare: "O brave new world, / That has such ______ in't!" CHEESE
5. They're burning all the books! Which one will you memorize to pass on to future generations? The Monster at the End of This Book