PerversionTracker has a review of some apparently useless software called Cretin Tracker 1.0.

Keep those unspeakable cretins accounted for with Scotland Software's Cretin Tracker, which offers handy features for maintaining a detailed list of the transgressions of your family, friends and coworkers. A laudable purpose, but can it cut the dijonnaise?

Offering an profusely cretinous interface with incredibly non-obvious cretin-adding, this software will never liquify a mouse in 30 seconds. Despite its surplus of flaws, it remains the #1 cretin tracking application on Mac OS X. [PerversionTracker]

Damn, I don't know that I have any cretins in my life to track. Though maybe I could make a modified version of this called Crouton Tracker and rate the croutons in my salad.