nihilistic_kid links to an article about how Martha Stewart is comparing herself to Nelson Mandela. He also offers a song for the occasion:

Free ol' Martha Stewart
Free, Free, Free, ol' Martha Stewart
Free ol' Martha Stewart
Nearly six months in captivity
Her shoes too gauche to fit her feet
Her body still hot but her mind is crazy
She is so blind that she cannot see

I say Free ol' Martha Stewart
I'm begging you
Free ol' Martha Stewart

Fourteen new tips to decorate Christmas trees
Suburban housewives are her army
She is so blind that she cannot see
She's like Mandela; takes it seriously

Free ol' Martha Stewart
I'm begging you Free ol' Martha Stweart
[the rest here]
[via Nick Mamatas' Journal]