{"id":1039,"date":"2002-03-21T14:28:11","date_gmt":"2002-03-21T14:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1039"},"modified":"2002-03-21T14:28:11","modified_gmt":"2002-03-21T14:28:11","slug":"scorpio_oct_23n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1039","title":{"rendered":"SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) &#8211; Week of March 21, 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Dear Scorpio, I found a prayer floating around the Web that should be particularly helpful for you in the coming days. It has been slightly altered from its original version as a 12-Step affirmation. Here goes. &#8220;O God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to pull off hilarious pranks on everyone who pisses&nbsp;me off. Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to an ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.&#8221;<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P>&lt;&#8211; Courtesy of <A href=\"http:\/\/www.freewillastrology.com\/\">Free Will Astrology<\/A> &#8211;&gt;<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Scorpio, I found a prayer floating around the Web that should be particularly helpful for you in the coming days. It has been slightly altered from its original version as a 12-Step affirmation. Here goes. &#8220;O God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}