{"id":1145,"date":"2002-04-11T16:52:28","date_gmt":"2002-04-11T16:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2002-04-11T16:52:28","modified_gmt":"2002-04-11T16:52:28","slug":"scorpio_oct_23n_3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1145","title":{"rendered":"SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21)  &#8211; Week of April 11, 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>In my wanders on the Web, I came across a document titled, &#8220;Tech Support for Etch A Sketch.&#8221; Here&#8217;s an excerpt. &#8220;Question: My Etch A Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do? Answer: Pick it up and shake it. Q: Help! My Etch A Sketch has funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch A Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch A Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it.&#8221; I&#8217;ve quoted extensively from this manual, Scorpio, because it provides all the advice you&#8217;ll need in dealing with your current dilemmas. The best answer to every question, starting with &#8220;How can you get your life back on track?&#8221; is: Pick it up and shake it.<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P><EM>You know, it kind of feels like I&#8217;ve been doing that some these days.<\/EM><\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P>[&#8211; Thanks to <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.freewillastrology.com\/\">Free Will Astrology<\/A> &#8211;]<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my wanders on the Web, I came across a document titled, &#8220;Tech Support for Etch A Sketch.&#8221; Here&#8217;s an excerpt. &#8220;Question: My Etch A Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do? Answer: Pick it up and shake it. Q: Help! My Etch A Sketch has funny little lines all over the screen. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}