{"id":1184,"date":"2002-04-18T11:54:39","date_gmt":"2002-04-18T11:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2002-04-18T11:54:39","modified_gmt":"2002-04-18T11:54:39","slug":"why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1184","title":{"rendered":"Why?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Tuesday as I was on my way back to the office from lunch I took the highway.  As I came to the end of the exit ramp I noticed, sitting on the median. A bottle of  ketchup, a HUGE squeeze dispenser of mustard, and a jar of relish.  Just sitting there.  Nothing else around them.<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P>Why where they there? Who would put them there?  It seems like an odd place to be having a picnic.  And if it was a picnic they left no other signs of it.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday as I was on my way back to the office from lunch I took the highway. As I came to the end of the exit ramp I noticed, sitting on the median. A bottle of ketchup, a HUGE squeeze dispenser of mustard, and a jar of relish. Just sitting there. Nothing else around them. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}