{"id":131,"date":"2001-08-13T17:07:50","date_gmt":"2001-08-13T17:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2001-08-13T17:07:50","modified_gmt":"2001-08-13T17:07:50","slug":"well_mike_blew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Well, Mike blew it. He"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Mike blew it. He was breaking into USDS and got caught by the guards.  I had a feeling this would happen.  I had hacked into their security system and was watching him just stand there as the guard came to get him.  He didn&#8217;t even try to get away.  I do feel slightly sorry for him. I get the feeling Jenkins is probably messing with him bad.  He did have it coming though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Mike blew it. He was breaking into USDS and got caught by the guards. I had a feeling this would happen. I had hacked into their security system and was watching him just stand there as the guard came to get him. He didn&#8217;t even try to get away. I do feel slightly sorry [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}