My astrological ruminations weren’t enough to decode your destiny this week. I had to add a novel form of divination — videomancy. Prostrating myself in front of my blank TV screen, I prayed that I’d be guided to turn it on at the right moment to receive an omen about you. When I felt the spirit rise within me, I pushed the “power” button on the remote and pressed the “channel” button seven times. What came on the screen was a scruffily dressed mother and toddler in a thrift store. They bought a bedraggled baby doll dressed in a bear suit. When they got home, the mom removed the doll’s costume to wash it. A wad of $100 bills fell out. Bingo! I had my videomantic oracle. Here’s my interpretation of its meaning for your life, Scorpio: An underprivileged aspect of your psyche will soon make a valuable discovery by accident. <\/P><\/p>\n
(– From http:\/\/www.freewillastrology.com\/ –)<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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