{"id":1422,"date":"2002-06-11T03:16:21","date_gmt":"2002-06-11T03:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1422"},"modified":"2002-06-11T03:16:21","modified_gmt":"2002-06-11T03:16:21","slug":"ahhhhh_i_hate_s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1422","title":{"rendered":"Ahhhhh&#8230; I hate spiders!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>I just looked over and saw a spider sitting next to me on the couch. Just a nice small one. I jumped and quickly moved out of the way.  Then I looked away for a moment and when I looked back it was GONE. Now I&#8217;m all freaked out. Where did it go? Is it hiding someplace waiting to jump out at me?<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P>I <EM><STRONG>HATE<\/STRONG><\/EM> spiders (yeah yeah, I know they are good and kill the bad insects, doesn&#8217;t change that they creep me out).<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just looked over and saw a spider sitting next to me on the couch. Just a nice small one. I jumped and quickly moved out of the way. Then I looked away for a moment and when I looked back it was GONE. Now I&#8217;m all freaked out. Where did it go? Is it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}