{"id":1534,"date":"2002-07-06T13:29:13","date_gmt":"2002-07-06T13:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1534"},"modified":"2002-07-06T13:29:13","modified_gmt":"2002-07-06T13:29:13","slug":"so_you_want_to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1534","title":{"rendered":"So you want to be an evil villain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>For all those aspiring evil villains out there. I give you <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.villainsupply.com\/\">VillainSupply.com<\/A>: &#8220;your best online source for everything EVIL. If you are a supervillain, mad scientist, warlord, dictator, or despot, then this is the place for you.&#8221; This site has everything. From Secret Bases to Doomsday Weapons.  Along with helpful hints like:<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><BLOCKQUOTE><P>A Secret Lair isn&#8217;t so secret with a couple of hundred ex-construction workers wandering the globe, telling bar patrons about the secret shark trap you built into your underwater grotto. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s vital to mind Helpful Tip #12:<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P><STRONG>ALWAYS KILL OFF YOUR CONSTRUCTION CREW ONCE YOUR LAIR IS COMPLETE!<\/STRONG><\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P><EM>In my experience, the best way to do this is to offer them all a trip home on a luxury liner &#8212; a luxury liner with a hull lined with C4, that is. BHA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha!<\/EM><BR><\/p>\n<p \/>&#8212; Lord Vilhelm Von Superschuft, Committee of Evil<\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n<p \/><P>I want the Subterranean Island Base with optional Volcano Upgrade.<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P>(&#8211; Found over on <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.electricpapyrus.net\/\">Electric Papyrus<\/A> &#8211;)<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all those aspiring evil villains out there. I give you VillainSupply.com: &#8220;your best online source for everything EVIL. If you are a supervillain, mad scientist, warlord, dictator, or despot, then this is the place for you.&#8221; This site has everything. From Secret Bases to Doomsday Weapons. Along with helpful hints like: A Secret Lair [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}