{"id":1555,"date":"2002-07-10T20:32:31","date_gmt":"2002-07-10T20:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2002-07-10T20:32:31","modified_gmt":"2002-07-10T20:32:31","slug":"hey_you_got_you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1555","title":{"rendered":"Hey, you got your chocolate on my C4!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.miami.com\/\">The Miami Herald<\/A> has a story about how <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.miami.com\/mld\/miamiherald\/3613447.htm\">Scanners can mistake chocolate for bombs<\/A>.  It seems they have a hard time &#8220;telling the difference among peanut butter, chocolate and deadly explosives.&#8221;  So if you don&#8217;t want to be stopped, be sure you aren&#8217;t carrying any chocolate or peanut butter (recees peanut butter cups probably a big nono).<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Miami Herald has a story about how Scanners can mistake chocolate for bombs. It seems they have a hard time &#8220;telling the difference among peanut butter, chocolate and deadly explosives.&#8221; So if you don&#8217;t want to be stopped, be sure you aren&#8217;t carrying any chocolate or peanut butter (recees peanut butter cups probably a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}