{"id":1606,"date":"2002-07-17T22:52:32","date_gmt":"2002-07-17T22:52:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1606"},"modified":"2002-07-17T22:52:32","modified_gmt":"2002-07-17T22:52:32","slug":"ups_lameness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1606","title":{"rendered":"UPS Lameness"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s just about 6PM now and I was wondering where my UPS package was. Upon bringing up the shipment tracking page the last entry is:<\/P><\/p>\n

 Jul 17, 2002   04:00:00 AM   SOMERVILLE MA US   OUT FOR DELIVERY  <\/PRE><\/CENTER><\/P><\/p>\n
Okay, does anyone else think FOURTEEN HOURS is a bit long for a package to be delivered?<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s just about 6PM now and I was wondering where my UPS package was. Upon bringing up the shipment tracking page the last entry is: Jul 17, 2002 04:00:00 AM SOMERVILLE MA US OUT FOR DELIVERY Okay, does anyone else think FOURTEEN HOURS is a bit long for a package to be delivered?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}