{"id":1611,"date":"2002-07-19T04:25:06","date_gmt":"2002-07-19T04:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1611"},"modified":"2002-07-19T04:25:06","modified_gmt":"2002-07-19T04:25:06","slug":"and_this_one_ti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1611","title":{"rendered":"And this one time&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>These are great! <A href=\"http:\/\/www.improvisation.ws\/mb\/showthread.php?s=&#038;threadid=4475\">True Porn Clerk Stories<\/A>&nbsp; [<A href=\"http:\/\/radio.weblogs.com\/0103167\/\">The smelly feet<\/A>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/coolstop.com\/radio\/\">jenett.radio<\/a>]<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><BLOCKQUOTE><P>Sometimes new customers don&#8217;t see the security cameras right away, and they sure as hell don&#8217;t expect the Voice of God mike. When you&#8217;re scrutinizing the charming cover art of White Trash Whore the last thing you want is to be chastized by a booming voice from above.<\/P><\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n<p \/><P>Update: I think they were reading from this on <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.thislife.org\/\">This American Life<\/A> over the weekend.  (And I was right! I just checked and there it was. Trippy.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are great! True Porn Clerk Stories&nbsp; [The smelly feet] [jenett.radio] Sometimes new customers don&#8217;t see the security cameras right away, and they sure as hell don&#8217;t expect the Voice of God mike. When you&#8217;re scrutinizing the charming cover art of White Trash Whore the last thing you want is to be chastized by a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}