{"id":1967,"date":"2002-10-09T09:56:27","date_gmt":"2002-10-09T09:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1967"},"modified":"2002-10-09T09:56:27","modified_gmt":"2002-10-09T09:56:27","slug":"who_am_i_why_im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=1967","title":{"rendered":"Who am I? Why I&#8217;m a fish!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>gregory is a rubber fish that hums incessantly! It can be bolted onto a belt buckle and squeaks. <a href=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/priorart.cgi?ref=gregory\">Who are you?<\/a> Using my other <a href=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/priorart.cgi?ref=snooze\">nickname<\/a>, snooze is a cufflink that catalogues its contents, has a human brain inside and is made of glass.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>Seen over on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/zannah\/\">Zannah<\/a>&#8216;s and <a href=http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/machinegirl\/\">Machinegirl<\/a>&#8216;s journals<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gregory is a rubber fish that hums incessantly! It can be bolted onto a belt buckle and squeaks. Who are you? Using my other nickname, snooze is a cufflink that catalogues its contents, has a human brain inside and is made of glass. Seen over on Zannah&#8216;s and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1967"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}