{"id":2062,"date":"2002-11-06T20:46:11","date_gmt":"2002-11-06T20:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2062"},"modified":"2002-11-06T20:46:11","modified_gmt":"2002-11-06T20:46:11","slug":"im_a_lawful_evi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2062","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Lawful Evil Porn Star"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is probably quite old and I&#8217;m most probably the last person to have seen it, but I thought I&#8217;d share it because it made me laugh. I haven&#8217;t played any role playing games in years, and when I did I never quite thought about my character having sex.  Well, if you have ever thought about such things there is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gwynnter.net\/nodistractions\/carnalguide\/contents.html\">The Complete Guide To Unlawful Carnal Knowledge For Fantasy Role-Playing Games<\/a>.  A guide to everything sex for rpgs.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p>There comes a time in an adventurer&#8217;s life when he\/she wants to engage in the act of sex. Unfortunately, most RPG rule books avoid the subject for obvious reasons. A player rolls dice from pottery to dancing, so why not sex?<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>At first glance, it may seem that a character can have sex for quite a long time. This is true for player characters. They have superior attributes, and thus can perform better (that&#8217;s why they&#8217;re great adventurers). However, an average character would have attributes between 9-12. Using the below rules, an average character (10 or 11 in all attributes) could go a minimum of 10 or 11 minutes (rounds) and might be able to go an additional 10 or 11 minutes if very, very lucky (dice deities willing, but don&#8217;t bet on it). <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p \/>\n<p>Personally, I don&#8217;t need my rpg characters having sex.  But that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is probably quite old and I&#8217;m most probably the last person to have seen it, but I thought I&#8217;d share it because it made me laugh. I haven&#8217;t played any role playing games in years, and when I did I never quite thought about my character having sex. Well, if you have ever thought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}