{"id":2113,"date":"2002-11-27T17:19:52","date_gmt":"2002-11-27T17:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2113"},"modified":"2002-11-27T17:19:52","modified_gmt":"2002-11-27T17:19:52","slug":"welcome_to_snoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2113","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Snoozeville"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few of my friends on LJ have been talking about this site where you make your own nation state.  You too can get one at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationstates.net\/cgi-bin\/index.cgi\">http:\/\/www.nationstates.net\/cgi-bin\/index.cgi <\/a>. Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>The Rogue Nation of Snoozeville<\/strong><\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p><em>&#8220;Sleep is for the week!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p \/>UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy<\/p>\n<p \/>Civil Rights: Average Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Very Good<\/p>\n<p \/>Location: the Pacific<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>The Rogue Nation of Snoozeville is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>The small government juggles the competing demands of Religion &#038; Spirituality, Law &#038; Order, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A robust private sector is led by the Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>Crime is a serious problem. Snoozeville&#8217;s national animal is the sloth and its currency is the breath mint.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p \/>\n<p>It is also a game.  So far the first issue for my nation is that the nudists are demanding time in the sun.  Hey, I&#8217;m all up for more nudity, I think I&#8217;ll let them have it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few of my friends on LJ have been talking about this site where you make your own nation state. You too can get one at http:\/\/www.nationstates.net\/cgi-bin\/index.cgi . Here&#8217;s mine: The Rogue Nation of Snoozeville &#8220;Sleep is for the week!&#8221; UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Civil Rights: Average Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Very Good Location: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}