{"id":2139,"date":"2002-12-06T03:35:39","date_gmt":"2002-12-06T03:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2139"},"modified":"2002-12-06T03:35:39","modified_gmt":"2002-12-06T03:35:39","slug":"water_water_eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2139","title":{"rendered":"Water water everywhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight my friend Sean IM&#8217;d me asking if I had a new green container.  I looked around and was wondering what the heck he was talking about.  I had my oxygen tanks, which were green.  But I had no idea how he&#8217;d know they were delivered.  They I looked over at the bag that my friend Ethan had brought me from the club last night and saw something with a green tint inside.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>On looking in the bag I found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rei.com\/online\/store\/ProductDisplay?storeId=8000&#038;catalogId=40000008000&#038;productId=6077480&#038;parent_category_rn=5760748\">this<\/a>, a Nalgene water bottle.  I remembered how Sean had been telling me about how cool these water bottles were and how he carries his everywhere.  I&#8217;ll give it a try.  I got the green one. I bet it will glow nicely under blacklight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight my friend Sean IM&#8217;d me asking if I had a new green container. I looked around and was wondering what the heck he was talking about. I had my oxygen tanks, which were green. But I had no idea how he&#8217;d know they were delivered. They I looked over at the bag that my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}