{"id":2141,"date":"2002-12-06T11:10:48","date_gmt":"2002-12-06T11:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2141"},"modified":"2002-12-06T11:10:48","modified_gmt":"2002-12-06T11:10:48","slug":"the_perfect_chr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2141","title":{"rendered":"The perfect christmas gift."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wondering what to get that family member who has everything this year?  Here is the gift for the person you can never think of anything for: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kode-fu.com\/shame\/2002_11_24_archive.shtml#85728862\">Breast Scarves<\/a>.  They&#8217;re fun for the whole family.<\/p>\n<p \/><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/boobscarves.jpg\" width=\"181\" height=\"216\" alt=\"boobs on scarves!\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>[Seen first over at <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.salon.com\/0001437\/\">RCB<\/a>, but originally from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kode-fu.com\/shame\/index.shtml\">AccordianGuy<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wondering what to get that family member who has everything this year? Here is the gift for the person you can never think of anything for: Breast Scarves. They&#8217;re fun for the whole family. [Seen first over at RCB, but originally from AccordianGuy]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}