{"id":2176,"date":"2002-12-21T07:34:41","date_gmt":"2002-12-21T07:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2176"},"modified":"2002-12-21T07:34:41","modified_gmt":"2002-12-21T07:34:41","slug":"theres_a_monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2176","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s a monkey in my pants and he does a monkey dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2002\/US\/West\/12\/19\/monkey.pants.reut\/index.html\">from CNN<\/a><\/p>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p>LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) &#8212; Customs officials opened his suitcase and a bird of paradise flew out but that was nothing compared to what they found in his pants &#8212; a pair of pygmy monkeys.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p \/>\n<p>Not just one monkey, but TWO monkeys in his pants.  Along with 50 orchids and a number of birds in his bag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something from CNN LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) &#8212; Customs officials opened his suitcase and a bird of paradise flew out but that was nothing compared to what they found in his pants &#8212; a pair of pygmy monkeys. Not just one monkey, but TWO monkeys in his pants. Along with 50 orchids and a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}