{"id":2224,"date":"2003-01-16T12:39:59","date_gmt":"2003-01-16T12:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2224"},"modified":"2003-01-16T12:39:59","modified_gmt":"2003-01-16T12:39:59","slug":"but_i_dont_wann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2224","title":{"rendered":"But I don’t wanna go to school…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ow. I hurt. Mostly because I haven’t gotten enough sleep. I awoke at 7:15 to my alarm going off. I’m not sure how long it had been going off. How long I’d been hitting the snooze button. And I’m certainly not sure at what point in my half awake state I’d turned on the lava lamp (though that might help explain my having “Flashlight” running through my head this morning). Why am I up? Because my parents are coming up to go to some imported furniture store they like that is going out of business and I said “sure, you can come up after you go shopping”. Because my apartment is currently a disaster area and I hate them seeing it like that. So now I’m off for coffee so I can clean up some then collapse back onto my bed.<\/p>\n

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I think this is the part where I’m also supposed to say “I’m getting too old for this shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ow. I hurt. Mostly because I haven’t gotten enough sleep. I awoke at 7:15 to my alarm going off. I’m not sure how long it had been going off. How long I’d been hitting the snooze button. And I’m certainly not sure at what point in my half awake state I’d turned on the lava […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}