{"id":2226,"date":"2003-01-16T13:44:50","date_gmt":"2003-01-16T13:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2226"},"modified":"2003-01-16T13:44:50","modified_gmt":"2003-01-16T13:44:50","slug":"best_headline_e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2226","title":{"rendered":"Best. Headline. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From over at Yahoo the other day: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story2&#038;cid=597&#038;u=\/nm\/20030114\/tv_nm\/television_iq_dc&#038;printer=1\">Fox to Test America&#8217;s Intelligence<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danrosenbaum.com\/ote\/2003\/01\/15.html#a329\">Well, Duuuuuuhhh<\/a>. <P>Let me get this straight: <EM>Fox<\/EM> is going to <A href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story2&amp;cid=597&amp;ncid=763&amp;e=10&amp;u=\/nm\/20030114\/tv_nm\/television_iq_dc\">test our intelligence<\/A>? CBS would be one thing, but Fox? The network that brought us &#8220;Married with Children&#8221; and the Fox News Channel? (Sunday nights is an aberration. What with the &#8220;The Simpsons,&#8221; someone outside the network must be programming Sundays.)<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P>Could be worse, I suppose. Could be MTV or the WB&#8230;<\/P> [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.danrosenbaum.com\/ote\/\">Over the Edge<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p \/>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think MTV or the WB is that much worse. I mean, Fox is the one bringing us quality shows like Joe Millionaire.  Aren&#8217;t the ratings on the show evidence enough of the nation&#8217;s intelligence?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From over at Yahoo the other day: &#8220;Fox to Test America&#8217;s Intelligence&#8220;. Well, Duuuuuuhhh. Let me get this straight: Fox is going to test our intelligence? CBS would be one thing, but Fox? The network that brought us &#8220;Married with Children&#8221; and the Fox News Channel? (Sunday nights is an aberration. What with the &#8220;The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}