{"id":2243,"date":"2003-01-23T12:09:21","date_gmt":"2003-01-23T12:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2243"},"modified":"2003-01-23T12:09:21","modified_gmt":"2003-01-23T12:09:21","slug":"would_you_like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2243","title":{"rendered":"Would you like to buy a monkey?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No? Then how about a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.penguinwarehouse.com\/\">penguin instead<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>A Penguin For All Seasons<\/strong><\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>Penguins make wonderful birthday and holiday gifts all year long.&#202; Now and throughout the Christmas season get a discount on all purchased penguin accessories when a penguin purchased! Catch a penguin while their hot!&#202; This deal won&#8217;t last long.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p \/>\n<p>Hmm, I have been wanting a pet&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No? Then how about a penguin instead? A Penguin For All Seasons Penguins make wonderful birthday and holiday gifts all year long.&#202; Now and throughout the Christmas season get a discount on all purchased penguin accessories when a penguin purchased! Catch a penguin while their hot!&#202; This deal won&#8217;t last long. Hmm, I have been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}