{"id":2249,"date":"2003-01-26T13:14:20","date_gmt":"2003-01-26T13:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2249"},"modified":"2003-01-26T13:14:20","modified_gmt":"2003-01-26T13:14:20","slug":"let_the_hate_be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2249","title":{"rendered":"Let the hate begin"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m not a huge fan of Valentines day. But when reading my friends page on LJ this morning Colubra had a link<\/a> to The Valentine Candy for the Dejected and Dysfunctional<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Superficial modifications to BitterSweets this year include an increase in the total number of designs available – from 15 in 2002 to 37 in 2003. New sayings include, ‘SHE COOKS’, ‘WRITE A POEM’, ‘UP YER DOSAGE’, ‘IT FADED’, ‘KICKED 2 CURB’ AND ‘C THAT DOOR?’. Another trivial improvement in 2003 was the identification of 6 specific flavors, “Banana Chalk<\/em>“, “Grape Dust<\/em>“, “Citrucel<\/em>“, “You-Call-This-Lime?<\/em>“, “Pink Sand<\/em>” and “Fossilized Rolaid<\/em>“. (Flavors were unspecified in 2002.) And perhaps least significant of all, the new 2003 BitterSweets label featured an entirely new PMS color and twice as many fonts.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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I want these. Anyone wanna get me some?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m not a huge fan of Valentines day. But when reading my friends page on LJ this morning Colubra had a link to The Valentine Candy for the Dejected and Dysfunctional. Superficial modifications to BitterSweets this year include an increase in the total number of designs available – from 15 in 2002 to 37 in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}