{"id":2250,"date":"2003-01-26T14:31:01","date_gmt":"2003-01-26T14:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2250"},"modified":"2003-01-26T14:31:01","modified_gmt":"2003-01-26T14:31:01","slug":"i_will_eat_you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2250","title":{"rendered":"I WILL EAT YOU LIKE A SAUSAGE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I think I&#8217;ve seen everything when it comes to Hello Kitty, something comes along to remind me I shouldn&#8217;t give up hope yet. From the world of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antipixel.com\/blog\/\">Antipixel<\/a>: <\/p>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.antipixel.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/01\/26\/kittychan_sausages.html\">Kitty-chan Sausages<\/a>. The stomach rumbles as the mind boggles: Kitty-chan sausages (I kid you not).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p \/>\n<p>mmmm. sausages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I think I&#8217;ve seen everything when it comes to Hello Kitty, something comes along to remind me I shouldn&#8217;t give up hope yet. From the world of Antipixel: Kitty-chan Sausages. The stomach rumbles as the mind boggles: Kitty-chan sausages (I kid you not). mmmm. sausages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}