{"id":2266,"date":"2003-01-31T00:47:39","date_gmt":"2003-01-31T00:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2266"},"modified":"2003-01-31T00:47:39","modified_gmt":"2003-01-31T00:47:39","slug":"kangaroo_jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2266","title":{"rendered":"Kangaroo Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that some parents are quite annoyed at Kangaroo Jack getting the rating it did and it being advertised on Nick Jr. Here&#8217;s a bit of the story of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calendarlive.com\/movies\/goldstein\/cl-et-gold28jan28,0,7995451.story?coll=cl-calendar\">How &#8216;Jack&#8217; hopped away with a PG rating<\/a><\/p>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The critics agree on another point: The PG-rated comedy, which revolves around two bumbling crooks trying to retrieve $50,000 in mob money from a kangaroo in the Australian Outback, is profoundly unsuitable for young kids. The Jerry Bruckheimer-produced movie includes a scene in which heat-dazed crooks Jerry O&#8217;Connell and Anthony Anderson spot supermodel Estella Warren, playing a wildlife conservationist, standing before them. As the Washington Post&#8217;s Desson Howe describes it, &#8220;Thinking she&#8217;s a mirage, [O&#8217;Connell] clamps both his hands on her breasts and declares, &#8216;Hey, these feel so real!&#8217; &#8221; There&#8217;s also a testicle joke, a wet tank-top scene with Warren under a waterfall, a chase sequence with shotgun fire and a scene where a villain puts a knife at O&#8217;Connell&#8217;s throat and snarls, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to carve you up piece by piece.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>Would it come as a shock if I told this you this movie has been advertised every morning on Nickelodeon, the Cartoon Network and other children&#8217;s TV outlets?<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>The real villain here is the Jack Valenti-controlled MPAA. Its &#8220;Kangaroo Jack&#8221; ruling is another nail in the coffin for a ratings board that has shown itself to be wildly out of touch with parental standards and totally capricious in its judgments, having given an R rating, for example, to &#8220;Billy Elliot,&#8221; preventing scores of kids from seeing a truly inspirational movie.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/blockquote>\n<p \/>\n<p>Gotta love the MPAA.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that some parents are quite annoyed at Kangaroo Jack getting the rating it did and it being advertised on Nick Jr. Here&#8217;s a bit of the story of How &#8216;Jack&#8217; hopped away with a PG rating The critics agree on another point: The PG-rated comedy, which revolves around two bumbling crooks trying to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}