{"id":2308,"date":"2003-02-08T15:59:32","date_gmt":"2003-02-08T15:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2308"},"modified":"2003-02-08T15:59:32","modified_gmt":"2003-02-08T15:59:32","slug":"quick_moms_comi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2308","title":{"rendered":"Quick! Mom&#8217;s coming!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can see it now, two young girls in their room, running around, tearing pages out of their dairies that contain incriminating evidence. One of them yells out &#8220;Hurry up! Mom&#8217;s coming!&#8221; as the other stuffs the paper into the Hello Kitty Hand Shredder, turning the crank as fast as she can.<\/P><\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/imported-legacy\/images\/shredder_small.gif\" alt=\"[picture of shredder]\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>When I first sad this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jlist.com\/cgi-bin\/shop.cgi?ss=hello+kitty+hand+shredder&#038;function=search&#038;rating=PG\">j-list<\/a>, I glanced at the picture and thought, &#8220;EW. Why would someone want to shred their hand?&#8221;  I wonder just what their target audience is with this one. After some of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antipixel.com\/\">Antipixel&#8217;s<\/a> recent Hello Kitty postings I just had to share this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can see it now, two young girls in their room, running around, tearing pages out of their dairies that contain incriminating evidence. One of them yells out &#8220;Hurry up! Mom&#8217;s coming!&#8221; as the other stuffs the paper into the Hello Kitty Hand Shredder, turning the crank as fast as she can. When I first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}