{"id":2351,"date":"2003-02-18T05:01:24","date_gmt":"2003-02-18T05:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2351"},"modified":"2003-02-18T05:01:24","modified_gmt":"2003-02-18T05:01:24","slug":"monkeys_scare_m","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2351","title":{"rendered":"Monkeys Scare Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not quite sure how I got to <a href=\"http:\/\/people.redhat.com\/blizzard\/monkeys.txt\">this page about monkeys<\/a>. I was browsing around and ended up on it, then went to take a nap.  Then I couldn&#8217;t remember exactly I got there.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<p>monkeys scare me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not quite sure how I got to this page about monkeys. I was browsing around and ended up on it, then went to take a nap. Then I couldn&#8217;t remember exactly I got there. monkeys scare me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}