{"id":2374,"date":"2003-02-23T00:43:55","date_gmt":"2003-02-23T00:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2374"},"modified":"2003-02-23T00:43:55","modified_gmt":"2003-02-23T00:43:55","slug":"who_needs_to_go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2374","title":{"rendered":"Who Needs to Go For Breakfast Anymore?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my I think I might be ill.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=tyee&#038;itemid=47603\">Tyee<\/a> posts about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.x-entertainment.com\/articles\/0744\/\">a heart attack conveniently packaged for storage in your freezer<\/a>.  This has got to be one of the more disturbing food items anywhere.  From the page:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p> A stench exhumed from the microwave &#8211; it was like nothing I&#8217;ve smelled before. It was the kind of odor that had me preparing to lift the wallet off the four-week-old corpse I was about to find. But this stench! This stench was no corpse! This stench was breakfast!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my I think I might be ill. Tyee posts about a heart attack conveniently packaged for storage in your freezer. This has got to be one of the more disturbing food items anywhere. From the page: A stench exhumed from the microwave &#8211; it was like nothing I&#8217;ve smelled before. It was the kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}