{"id":2418,"date":"2003-02-28T11:23:57","date_gmt":"2003-02-28T11:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2418"},"modified":"2003-02-28T11:23:57","modified_gmt":"2003-02-28T11:23:57","slug":"i_will_eat_you_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2418","title":{"rendered":"I Will Eat You Like a Shoggoth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While browsing around this morning I followed a link off of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cupandsaucer.com\/\">Jen&#8217;s blog<\/a> and read about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hooha.org\/devilbunny\/pages\/1title.htm\">The Saga of Devil Bunny<\/a>.  After finishing the story I was browsing around the site more and ran into the most terrifying thing ever: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.underwhelmed.org\/\">Hello Cthulhu<\/a>.  You can start from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.underwhelmed.org\/?date=2002-08-14\">very beginning<\/a> if you want to test your sanity.<\/p>\n<p>And in other news, did you know that there is a musical called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cthulhulives.org\/Shoggoth\/\">A Shoggoth on the Roof<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While browsing around this morning I followed a link off of Jen&#8217;s blog and read about The Saga of Devil Bunny. After finishing the story I was browsing around the site more and ran into the most terrifying thing ever: Hello Cthulhu. You can start from the very beginning if you want to test your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}