{"id":2462,"date":"2003-03-05T19:30:03","date_gmt":"2003-03-05T19:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2462"},"modified":"2003-03-05T19:30:03","modified_gmt":"2003-03-05T19:30:03","slug":"the_horror_of_b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2462","title":{"rendered":"The Horror of Blimps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~whyred\">selma<\/a> just IM&#8217;d me a link and so of course I blindly clicked and read. A few moments later I had to stop for a moment, I was laughing and coughing so hard.  Finally, <a href=\"http:\/\/boards.straightdope.com\/sdmb\/showthread.php?threadid=160851\">proof that blimps are evil<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p> When 50 million years worth of evolutionary survival instinct hits you all at once flat in the gut at 200 mph it is not a pleasant sensation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend selma just IM&#8217;d me a link and so of course I blindly clicked and read. A few moments later I had to stop for a moment, I was laughing and coughing so hard. Finally, proof that blimps are evil. When 50 million years worth of evolutionary survival instinct hits you all at once [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}