{"id":2471,"date":"2003-03-07T03:41:55","date_gmt":"2003-03-07T03:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2471"},"modified":"2003-03-07T03:41:55","modified_gmt":"2003-03-07T03:41:55","slug":"is_that_why_gro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2471","title":{"rendered":"Is that why grown-ups are always naked in the movies?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.staceygeorge.com\/\">Stacy<\/a> gets to have a bit of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.staceygeorge.com\/pages\/2003_03_02_archive.html#90416374\">that special talk with her son<\/a> after he asks &#8220;Mom, what are testicles?&#8221; while in the parking lot of Walgreens.  I have to say this is one of the smoothest things I&#8217;ve read.  I think if I ever had a kid I&#8217;d never handle it this well.  Though hopefully I&#8217;d use this as a bit of a guideline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stacy gets to have a bit of that special talk with her son after he asks &#8220;Mom, what are testicles?&#8221; while in the parking lot of Walgreens. I have to say this is one of the smoothest things I&#8217;ve read. I think if I ever had a kid I&#8217;d never handle it this well. Though [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}