{"id":2479,"date":"2003-03-08T08:01:49","date_gmt":"2003-03-08T08:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2479"},"modified":"2003-03-08T08:01:49","modified_gmt":"2003-03-08T08:01:49","slug":"the_l33t_matrix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2479","title":{"rendered":"The L33T Matrix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing like a bit of geek humor to start the day off.  Here&#8217;s a slight twist on The Matrix called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.detonate.net\/modules.php?name=Content&#038;pa=showpage&#038;pid=5\">The Matrix | Second Edition<\/a> [ via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oobrien.com\/weblog\/archives\/000035.html\">YABlog<\/a> ].  Almost as good as Tales of the L33T.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I know why you&#8217;re here, Neo.<br \/>\nI know why you try and pick up IRC chicks. Why you hardly sleep, why you<br \/>\nlive alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer listening<br \/>\nto mp3s.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing like a bit of geek humor to start the day off. Here&#8217;s a slight twist on The Matrix called The Matrix | Second Edition [ via YABlog ]. Almost as good as Tales of the L33T. I know why you&#8217;re here, Neo. I know why you try and pick up IRC chicks. Why you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}