{"id":2552,"date":"2003-03-23T21:59:50","date_gmt":"2003-03-23T21:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2552"},"modified":"2003-03-23T21:59:50","modified_gmt":"2003-03-23T21:59:50","slug":"mouse_wars_ii_t_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2552","title":{"rendered":"Mouse Wars II: The Mouse Strikes Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, not more than an hour or two after putting the mouse to rest I look up to see (insert dramatic pause) ANOTHER MOUSE staring at me.  I think they must use the same tailor because their outfits looked exactly the same.  Now I&#8217;m paranoid, I think he&#8217;s going to want revenge for the death of his brother.  I hope I can sleep okay tonight.  I&#8217;m bringing out the weapons of mouse destruction and picking up even more tomorrow.  Forget watching CNN, the war of the moment is happening in my apartment.<\/p>\n<p>I probably should have figured there&#8217;d be more than one, because people have told me that there&#8217;s NEVER just one.  I was hopefull though. More reports to follow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, not more than an hour or two after putting the mouse to rest I look up to see (insert dramatic pause) ANOTHER MOUSE staring at me. I think they must use the same tailor because their outfits looked exactly the same. Now I&#8217;m paranoid, I think he&#8217;s going to want revenge for the death [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}