{"id":2584,"date":"2003-03-30T14:42:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-30T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2584"},"modified":"2003-03-30T14:42:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-30T14:42:00","slug":"not_cut_out_for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2584","title":{"rendered":"Not cut out for this war stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I had the first non-suicide casualty in the war on mice.  Right before I went out to Dunkin Donuts today I glanced down at the snaptrap I&#8217;d gotten the other day.  The mouse had eaten most of the peanut butter from it without setting it off.  On one hand I was happy that it hadn&#8217;t been killed, but on the other I was a bit frustrated. I had have a heart traps for months, and up until recently they&#8217;d never caught anything.  So I finally decided to make the switch, and it wasn&#8217;t working either.<\/p>\n<p>I got home from Dunkin and was just about to whine to a friend of mine about how the mouse was winning the war when I glanced over towards the snap trap and it was upside down.  I peeked more and saw the bottom half of the mouse sticking out from under it, feet up.  Okay, I wasn&#8217;t prepared for having to deal with this part.  I&#8217;m not big on the whole killing thing.  Oh well, hopefully this is the last one.  Three mice, that&#8217;s enough, right?<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, I admit it, I&#8217;m a wimp.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I had the first non-suicide casualty in the war on mice. Right before I went out to Dunkin Donuts today I glanced down at the snaptrap I&#8217;d gotten the other day. The mouse had eaten most of the peanut butter from it without setting it off. On one hand I was happy that it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}