{"id":260,"date":"2001-09-29T13:26:07","date_gmt":"2001-09-29T13:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2001-09-29T13:26:07","modified_gmt":"2001-09-29T13:26:07","slug":"feeling_jumpyso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"Feeling jumpySo last night, at"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>Feeling jumpy<\/STRONG><br \/>So last night, at around 3am or so my cell phone rang.  It was from an unavailable number.  My first thought was, &#8220;oh shit. This is it.&#8221;  I ran for the phone and by the time I got to it whoever was calling had hung up.  I was a bit grumpy and grabbed my phone and transplant pager and crawled back into bed waiting for a page or something.  But nothing ever came.  So I guess it wasn&#8217;t that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling jumpySo last night, at around 3am or so my cell phone rang. It was from an unavailable number. My first thought was, &#8220;oh shit. This is it.&#8221; I ran for the phone and by the time I got to it whoever was calling had hung up. I was a bit grumpy and grabbed my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}