{"id":2641,"date":"2003-04-09T11:04:54","date_gmt":"2003-04-09T11:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2641"},"modified":"2003-04-09T11:04:54","modified_gmt":"2003-04-09T11:04:54","slug":"impressive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2641","title":{"rendered":"Impressive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, spring. The time when twice a month I wake up to the sound of &#8220;STREET CLEANING. There is no parking on the *garbled voice* side of the street. Your car will be tagged and towed&#8221;.  Which usually means I bolt out of bed and look outside and try to remember where the fuck I parked my car.  This morning I knew it was coming though and had parked my car in a safe place yesterday afternoon.  I&#8217;m at the point now where if it&#8217;s street cleaning day the next day I won&#8217;t even go out the night before because parking can be that hellish.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s impressive about all this? The tow trucks.  I just watched them clear a block of parked cars in about 10 minutes.  Those guys work fast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, spring. The time when twice a month I wake up to the sound of &#8220;STREET CLEANING. There is no parking on the *garbled voice* side of the street. Your car will be tagged and towed&#8221;. Which usually means I bolt out of bed and look outside and try to remember where the fuck I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}