{"id":2670,"date":"2003-04-14T19:22:10","date_gmt":"2003-04-14T19:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2670"},"modified":"2003-04-14T19:22:10","modified_gmt":"2003-04-14T19:22:10","slug":"compact_cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2670","title":{"rendered":"Compact Cars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just at the store and saw a large SUV completely blocked into by smaller cars on either side.  The driver of the car couldn&#8217;t get in.  I was especially amused when I noticed that the parking spot was clearly marked &#8216;compact cars only&#8217;.  I guess since he didn&#8217;t have the largest SUV he must have thought his was compact.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just at the store and saw a large SUV completely blocked into by smaller cars on either side. The driver of the car couldn&#8217;t get in. I was especially amused when I noticed that the parking spot was clearly marked &#8216;compact cars only&#8217;. I guess since he didn&#8217;t have the largest SUV he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}