{"id":2688,"date":"2003-04-17T06:19:57","date_gmt":"2003-04-17T06:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2688"},"modified":"2003-04-17T06:19:57","modified_gmt":"2003-04-17T06:19:57","slug":"morning_notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=2688","title":{"rendered":"Morning Notes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just some random things as I wait for Dunkin to open so I can move my car:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just injured myself laughing after reading Davezilla&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davezilla.com\/index.php?p=1700\">20 Stupidest Pet Names<\/a>.  Number 19, a bulldog named Bitch Tits, put me over the edge.  All I could imagine is some old guy, or even better some little kid, wandering through the neighborhood trying to find his lost dog.  You&#8217;d hear &#8220;Bitch Tits! Where are you Bitch Tits!&#8221; and &#8220;BIIIIIIITCH TIIIIITS!&#8221; and &#8220;Here Bitch Tits! *whistle*&#8221; echoing out across the houses.<\/li>\n<li>Antipixel has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antipixel.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/04\/17\/spam_we_will_never_see.html\">spam we will never see<\/a>.  The sad thing is, I could see them using some of these actually.  I mean, I&#8217;ve gotten spam recently that advertises that I&#8217;ll be able to hit people with my penis (that one seems to be making the rounds again).  I think the whole idea is to just get your attention any way possible.<\/li>\n<li>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/\">Boing Boing<\/a> points to a report of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.journalsleep.org\/citation\/sleepdata.asp?citationid=2198\">minor sleep deprivation really screaing you over<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.journalsleep.org\/\">Journal SLEEP<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Chronic restriction of sleep periods to 4 h or 6 h per night over 14 consecutive days resulted in significant cumulative, dose-dependent deficits in cognitive performance on all tasks. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.journalsleep.org\/citation\/sleepdata.asp?citationid=2198\">Journal SLEEP<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This actually doesn&#8217;t surprise me at all.  I&#8217;ve heard a few sleep experts say they think we&#8217;re all way behind on sleep in general. <\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Bad Girls Go To Hell&#8221; is no longer stuck in my head, but now &#8220;Belly of a Whale&#8221; is.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, yeah. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antipixel.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/04\/17\/the_return_of_the_full_post_rss_feed.html\">Antipixel<\/a> also now has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antipixel.com\/blog\/theWorks.xml\">full RSS feed<\/a>. Thank you! (I do actually still hit the actual pages on posts I like because I read the comments.)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Okay, time to move my car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just some random things as I wait for Dunkin to open so I can move my car: I just injured myself laughing after reading Davezilla&#8217;s 20 Stupidest Pet Names. Number 19, a bulldog named Bitch Tits, put me over the edge. All I could imagine is some old guy, or even better some little kid, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}